BEHOLD, THE "AU CONTRAIRE!" TRAILER
For the past few months you've heard me prattle on about my "upcoming comedy DVD", at times wondering perhaps if this was all some elaborate ruse--one of those "I have a girlfriend, but she lives in Canada" scenarios. Well nay-sayers, time to SUCK IT!!!
I'm sorry, you don't have to suck it. Or go ahead--the choice is yours. The point is, it's not up to me to tell you how you should spend your free time. I'm alrready off-topic, aren't I? Come on, Finnegan--FOCUS!
The kind people at Warner Brothers have cut together this super-dazzling teaser clip from my upcoming stand-up comedy extravaganza, "Au Contraire!". I think you'll agree that it's put together very well and that the vest I'm wearing is undeniably snazzy.
I'm trying to get the word out as much as humanly possible, so you should feel free to re-post this on your page, send it to your friends or whatever. And when I say "you should feel free", I'm actually saying "Would you please please please do this?"
Once done viewing this trailer, you'll probably say to yourself, "DEAR GOD. I FEEL AS I'VE BEEN GIVEN A BRIEF GLIMPSE OF COMEDY HEAVEN AND THEN BORN ANEW! I MUST PURCHASE "AU CONTRAIRE!" AS SOON AS IT HITS STORES ON MAY 12th--IN FACT, I'LL BUY FIVE COPIES, IN CASE THE FIRST FOUR ARE FOR SOME REASON DEFECTIVE. BUT WHAT IF, ON THE WAY TO MY LOCAL DVD EMPORIUM, I FIND MYSELF TRAPPED UNDER A BOULDER ? SWEET JESUS! WHAT IF, BY THE TIME I AM RESCUED AND BROUGHT TO SAFETY, EVERY SINGLE COPY OF CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN'S LIFE-ALTERING COMEDY DVD HAS BEEN SOLD? WHAT WILL I WATCH DURING MY TWO-YEAR CONVALESCENCE? WILL I EVER KNOW PEACE??? IT'S TOO TRAGIC TO CONSIDER. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF NOW IN ORDER TO SPARE MYSELF THE DEVASTATION!!"
Whoa, calm down. Step back off the ledge, sir or madam. Thanks to the wonders of internet technology, you can pre-order a copy of "Au Contraire!" on Amazon.com. Right now! This very moment!
I want to thank you for continuing to give a poop about all of my goings-on. The next month is going to be full of fun and exciting stuff coming out of Finneganland, including:
* The unveiling of my spiffy new website
* The announcement of the "Au Contraire!" tour dates
* The release of some goofy short films
* The possible explosion of my head
Fondest regards, internetlies.
American Style Stand-Up Comedian